WORKING TITLE
Lights, Camera... ACTION!!!!
A message from The Banned:
Here, just for you, a hint. Our new Album is being released and to promote it we have to do a tour. So we've got to write the material, perform it, record it, and now publicise it too! Honestly, who do these record management types think they are? Publishers? But they did come up with a good idea, they've hired a film crew to record the tour. Sadly, there's a support act. You've met her before... and the Edern, who are putting up the money...
"Lord Blear! You cannot go to a formal Investiture at the Palace dressing in a basque, a thong, fishnets and high heels!"
"But I'm getting the Order of The Garter and it says 'Dress Appropriately'...."
"These flowers are for my wife. They haven't been sprayed with anything carcinogenic have they?"
"No sir. But the chemist is next door and I'm sure he can help you."
"Why do banks view changing your name as evidence of fraudulent activity?"
"It's from experience. They change names all the time."
From the author:
And my romantic side is coming out, too. You didn't think I had one? Have you been talking to my ex, then? She doesn't think I've got such a thing. Let's see......
"I think you're in there. Quick, give her a kiss!"
"After what she's eaten? No way!"
"Buy me something that will make me feel warmer towards you."
"Bedsocks?"
"I want a relationship that's based on more than sex."
"You expect him to be rich as well?"
"Ah, here's a young lady coming out of the florists with a huge bunch of red roses. My dear, you must have a loving and attentive boyfriend! They will have cost a fortune!"
"Yes, I have. Lucky, really, as my husband couldn't afford them."
Now say my soul isn't infused with Romance, if you dare!
And featuring a new song by Unsavoury Ron:
'I'm a nun on the run, with a plastic gun.'
Awarded a Red Ribbon in the 2016 Wishing Shelf Awards, and causing riotous amusement everywhere!
A message from The Banned:
Here, just for you, a hint. Our new Album is being released and to promote it we have to do a tour. So we've got to write the material, perform it, record it, and now publicise it too! Honestly, who do these record management types think they are? Publishers? But they did come up with a good idea, they've hired a film crew to record the tour. Sadly, there's a support act. You've met her before... and the Edern, who are putting up the money...
"Lord Blear! You cannot go to a formal Investiture at the Palace dressing in a basque, a thong, fishnets and high heels!"
"But I'm getting the Order of The Garter and it says 'Dress Appropriately'...."
"These flowers are for my wife. They haven't been sprayed with anything carcinogenic have they?"
"No sir. But the chemist is next door and I'm sure he can help you."
"Why do banks view changing your name as evidence of fraudulent activity?"
"It's from experience. They change names all the time."
From the author:
And my romantic side is coming out, too. You didn't think I had one? Have you been talking to my ex, then? She doesn't think I've got such a thing. Let's see......
"I think you're in there. Quick, give her a kiss!"
"After what she's eaten? No way!"
"Buy me something that will make me feel warmer towards you."
"Bedsocks?"
"I want a relationship that's based on more than sex."
"You expect him to be rich as well?"
"Ah, here's a young lady coming out of the florists with a huge bunch of red roses. My dear, you must have a loving and attentive boyfriend! They will have cost a fortune!"
"Yes, I have. Lucky, really, as my husband couldn't afford them."
Now say my soul isn't infused with Romance, if you dare!
And featuring a new song by Unsavoury Ron:
'I'm a nun on the run, with a plastic gun.'
Awarded a Red Ribbon in the 2016 Wishing Shelf Awards, and causing riotous amusement everywhere!