OK, this is where I was going to post a lot of cool stuff about me.
As The Banned gleefully pointed out, there isn't anything worth posting. In fact most people find damp towels more interesting.
But if you haven't done so already, you can look at my website
Facebook. Whatever that is.
Oh, and there's a blog. Well, I'm an author: we all blog. The only cure is for loads of you lot to go out and buy this stuff then I'll have no need to write the blog, will I?
"Psst Haemar, has he gone?"
"There's news that one of his shorts won a literary competition."
"It isn't news that his underwear has a life of its own. Or that it writes better than he does. Where was it?"
"Northampton Literary Group."
"You watch. He'll try and get us to go there on tour so he can boast."
Since I am boasting, there is a cat themed anthology released by Kristell Ink, and I've got a piece in there I wrote after eating too much cheese at night. You'll find it around, if you like cats. And some of my poetry has been published too. If you like poetry. or even if you don't to be honest.
As you can see from this pic, I rather like walking on the high hills and fells. My personal website will be getting quite a photo collection in time.
Will doing a stand up comedy spot (yes, we know he's sitting down) using the gags in The Banned Underground Collection
Captured by a wildlife photographer in his natural habitat.